Tag: funny
group name: quirkiness
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April 29, 2008 09:32 AM EDT --
My father was a Navy man, and if anyone knows anything about the military, you know that when you work days, it begins EARLY...
Listerine
My dad had a predictible routine, my room being closest . . . more
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June 01, 2008 11:37 PM EDT --
"The very best thing we could do is to outsource our government."
The trend of exporting jobs during a time of considerable unemployment is a hot campaign . . . more
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May 12, 2008 01:40 PM EDT --
Dear Hapless Houswife,
Here is a question, I'm sure many women-married, or in a relationship with a man-would enjoy an answer to; How can the remote control batteries be changed, . . . more
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May 29, 2008 07:58 PM EDT --
According to TMZ:
TMZ has learned Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. In case you didn't process that, Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy.
Here's what we know. Multiple sources tell us . . . more
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April 10, 2008 07:13 PM EDT --
There once was a hapless housewife
who stumbled and bumbled through life
and with tongue in cheek
wrote poems through her week
chronicling her wacky life!
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April 11, 2008 09:45 AM EDT --
Mopping the floor is never fun
sometimes it seems I'll never get done
I spray and I scrub and I wipe and I buff
sometimes I dream I holler "ENOUGH"!
Why mop the stains, . . . more
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April 11, 2008 08:24 PM EDT --
(this is just a joke, I would not really do these things, so please do not sic anyone on me, LOL)(and don't try this at home!)
These are a couple of lost letters found in the . . . more
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April 13, 2008 10:49 AM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
My wife has put on some weight lately. Should I tell her?
Signed, Packing . . . more
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April 18, 2008 02:10 PM EDT --
(Don't take the Hapless Housewife's advice seriously! Don't try this at home!)
Dear Hapless Housewife,
The neighborhood kids get in my yard and trample my flowers. . . . more
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April 19, 2008 12:07 PM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
My kid won't quit picking his nose! What should I do?
Signed,
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April 20, 2008 04:24 PM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
My dog is constantly humping people's legs! What should I do?
Signed,
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April 21, 2008 06:28 PM EDT --
I'm fighting soil erosion in my little corner of the world- I stopped dusting!
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April 22, 2008 10:49 AM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
My husband of 20 years has met a younger woman. He says he has a decision to make - to go with her or stay with me. How should I handle this?
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April 24, 2008 06:46 PM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
I love your sarcastic wit. I couldn't help myself, I have fallen in love with you! Will you run away with me?
Signed,
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April 25, 2008 02:40 PM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
I get so tired during the day, but my hubby tells me that taking naps are a waste of time and keeps aggravating me so I can't sleep. What should I do?
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April 29, 2008 08:45 AM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
I use coupons a LOT! I get tired of the people in line behind me making snide comments. What's the best way to handle it?
Signed,
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April 30, 2008 09:22 AM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
I get so irritated with one of my hubby's friends! He has no kids, but is constantly telling me how to raise mine. What's something I can say to make him . . . more
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May 08, 2008 08:07 PM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
My hubby likes to act all macho when we're around his friends, treating me like "the little woman". Basically, he acts like a big, tough, chauvanist . . . more
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May 09, 2008 11:33 AM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
My husband refuses to rinse the milk out of his glass, then repeatedly denies that he does it. I'm not his mom and I'm not the maid, but it's a pain . . . more
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May 23, 2008 08:02 AM EDT --
Dear Hapless housewife,
I'm a young girl and I'm unemployed and sleeping in my car. An old friend of mine (who's a male) has offered to let me stay with him until I get on . . . more
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