Tag: humor
group name: quirkiness
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June 06, 2008 06:03 PM EDT --
Marketing gurus have seen fit to replace many of our common household words with other, softer, more genteel terms, in an attempt, I suppose, to counter the rising tide of sex, violence, corruption and . . . more
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January 31, 2008 11:29 AM EST --
Having a Bad Day????
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition.
This . . . more
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April 28, 2008 10:31 AM EDT --
Just for fun, I've been rewriting Shakespeare's "Shall I Compare Thee to A Summer's Day."
Here's his version:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more . . . more
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April 30, 2008 05:20 PM EDT --
I have always laughed - long and hard. I cannot remember a time when I did not laugh. As a matter of fact, my mother tells me I came out laughing. She says I was born laughing and I haven't . . . more
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August 26, 2008 12:49 PM EDT --
What movie never fails to make you laugh?
Super Troopers. I reccomend this movie to anyone in need of a good laugh. They rerun this movie all the time on Comedy Central and I laugh my head off . . . more
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April 13, 2008 02:28 PM EDT --
A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, . . . more
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May 28, 2008 11:00 PM EDT --
I have spent over 20 min looking for the rewards section.... where in the world did it get put with the new redesign? arggghh HELPPP
Thank you!
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January 19, 2008 10:08 AM EST --
Sipping Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried . . . more
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June 11, 2008 01:37 PM EDT --
Warning! We are being invaded by killer tomatoes from Mars. They may look innocent, but they are deadly. As if tornados, floods, forest fires, volcanos, avalanches and hurricanes weren't . . . more
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February 14, 2008 10:57 AM EST --
This has got to be the cleanest joke my uncle has ever sent!
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. " . . . more
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May 12, 2008 01:40 PM EDT --
Dear Hapless Houswife,
Here is a question, I'm sure many women-married, or in a relationship with a man-would enjoy an answer to; How can the remote control batteries be changed, . . . more
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June 20, 2008 11:08 AM EDT --
A quick question: I'm stuck and you can help me out.
I download podcasts of radio shows to listen to when working out at the gym. Car Talk on NPR is one of my favorites.
I've noticed . . . more
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April 14, 2008 08:43 AM EDT --
I tried to make a cake
It came out one side flat
So another one I tried to bake
This one scared the cat.
I thought I might have more luck
If I made an apple pie
I rolled the . . . more
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July 03, 2008 03:06 PM EDT --
I love epitaphs, and here are some from a collection:
In a London cemetery
Ann Mann
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann
Dec. 8, 1767
In a Ribbesford, . . . more
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April 10, 2008 07:13 PM EDT --
There once was a hapless housewife
who stumbled and bumbled through life
and with tongue in cheek
wrote poems through her week
chronicling her wacky life!
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April 11, 2008 09:45 AM EDT --
Mopping the floor is never fun
sometimes it seems I'll never get done
I spray and I scrub and I wipe and I buff
sometimes I dream I holler "ENOUGH"!
Why mop the stains, . . . more
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April 11, 2008 08:24 PM EDT --
(this is just a joke, I would not really do these things, so please do not sic anyone on me, LOL)(and don't try this at home!)
These are a couple of lost letters found in the . . . more
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April 13, 2008 10:49 AM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
My wife has put on some weight lately. Should I tell her?
Signed, Packing . . . more
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April 18, 2008 02:10 PM EDT --
(Don't take the Hapless Housewife's advice seriously! Don't try this at home!)
Dear Hapless Housewife,
The neighborhood kids get in my yard and trample my flowers. . . . more
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April 19, 2008 12:07 PM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
My kid won't quit picking his nose! What should I do?
Signed,
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